Anybody know of any great heavy metal bands?

Hexa · Fierce Poodle Joined: 28 Apr 2005 Posts: 279

Metal doesn't drive a Volkswagen. Metal drives a Ferrari... or at the very least a Camaro.

Hexa · Fierce Poodle Joined: 28 Apr 2005 Posts: 279

Slackeruprizing · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:21 pm Post subject:

Ah! This is true, I'm mistaken, the vehicle was a Camaro! The Volkswagen belongs to Emo. I forgot! LOL :)

Hexa · Fierce Poodle Joined: 28 Apr 2005 Posts: 279

The real punks is in the van. A very smelly van, too. :)
We like to see over the emo kids in the VWs. snicker.

lawn_gnomes_r_evil502 · Lion Joined: 30 Apr 2004 Posts: 931 Location: Indiana

WRONG

school busses are for punks

bycicles are for emo kids

mustangs are for metal heads

doloreans are for ska men

and backseats are for lovers.

Slackeruprizing · Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 4:32 am Post subject:

No, we're not in the Midwest with you! We're in the Northeast! We're in the blue states where the scene is altogether different. We drive vans to carry our equipment to get to shows. Everybody piles in. You should see the Philly skins roll out of a van. Opening the van door is like shaking up a can of soda and popping the top. Whoosh! Everyone runs out!

Over here "metalers" or as I say, meddlers, drive Camaros. Camaros are slow. There are some punks here who drive 12 sec. Mustangs because that's how we roll, Fast and Loud.

Ska punks drive DeLoreans? They need to bring me their wallet. On an unrelated note, the word "Lexus" is a sniglet contraction for "Let's". Proper use for Lexus is, "Lexus go buy us a Toyota." BMW is "Break My Wallet."

That is all.

Hexa · Fierce Poodle Joined: 28 Apr 2005 Posts: 279

UH OH... vans are not for Punks? Am I breaking the rules, then? Better go switch to a bus!!!! ;)
Where the HELL am I gonna park that thing in the city?

tangerine-crunge · Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:26 pm Post subject:

What kind of metal are you looking for? Ive been looking for more bands like Smile Empty Soul, Drowning Pool and Alter Bridge..but not screamo...

See, the thing with screamo for me is...well the screaming. The instrumentals are awesome but the screaming/awful vocals really get to me. hmm...

Slackeruprizing · Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:18 am Post subject:

I unplugged the metal band's PA.

TestTubeTeen · Puppy Joined: 30 Mar 2004 Posts: 212 Location: France

Ha ha ha.

realpunx11 · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:04 pm Post subject:

what i thought this was a PUNK SITE, not some girly wannabe metal band forem or how ever u spell it. any ways u got the hole thing wrong, i think the best metal band out there is that one from... umm i think Switzerland or ah.....Norway or somethin like that, ya they rock and fock yo mammas tube sock!

lawn_gnomes_r_evil502 · Lion Joined: 30 Apr 2004 Posts: 931 Location: Indiana

you want a metal band?

check out green jelly, theyre hillarious, they do a cover or "anarchy in the u.k" that sent me sprawling the floor in laughter

Enforcer · Alley Cat Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 182

*GASP* I love Green Jelly! Ha ha ha.

I think they originally named themselves Green Jello, but then the Green Jello company were a bunch of whining and menstruating fags and threatened to sue.

Heh. Why is metal always seem to be associated somehow with greed?

Oh yeah, speaking of which, I hear that the new Metallica album coming out is gonna be called Sue 'Em All.