making traditional sound

owwdatune · Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2002 10:18 am Post subject: making traditional sound

should i -or- shouldn't i?? -i should!!

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owwdatune · Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2002 10:55 am Post subject: making traditional sound

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Fire away with your questions about recording and anything to do with getting the perfect sound for your group.
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>>here is an explanation of sorts regarding sounds we are all familiar with >>>>

What is a fart and why does it smell?

Ever pull someone's finger and hear a weird noise come out of his or her butt?

Ever sit in a tub of water and see bubbles come out of your hiney?

This strange noise and vibrating sensation that came from your butt is most likely caused by a fart.

A fart is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person's stomach to their anus. When a person swallows too much air or eats foods that the human digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in his/her stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus.

The gas that makes your farts stink is the hydrogen sulfide gas. This gas contains sulfur which causes farts to have a smelly odor. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs.

A scientific name for a fart is flatus or flatulence.

The word fart is just one of many different terms used to describe the release of gasses from the human body. Other popular names for farts or farting include: gassers, stinkers, air biscuits, bombers, barking spiders, rotten eggs, and wet ones. You can pass gas, break wind, blast, beef, poof, rip one, let one fly, step on a duck, and cut the cheese.

Farts can be stinky, wet, loud, or silent but deadly. Pee-eeew!!!

Did you know?
On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day.
Hey guys, don't be fooled by girls who tell you that they never fart. Everyone farts, including girls. In fact, females fart just as much as males.
Many animals fart too. Cats, dogs, and cows. Elephants fart the most.
People fart the most in their sleep.
Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.
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thankyou-thankyou..just a small sample of the immense knowledge of past,present & future sounds i have in regards to all genre of musicians..i hope this has been of help to all that trespass here.
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Voodoo Funk · King of the Jungle Joined: 13 May 2002 Posts: 1629

SO DOES THAT MEAN YES?!?!?!?!?!?!

voodoo

owwdatune · Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2002 10:55 am Post subject: making traditional sound

hi james..you have mail---(as soon as i get off here & write it)
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Squashi · Not So Newbie Joined: 12 Nov 2003 Posts: 5

Hey, I play stuff like Sum 41, New Found Glory, MxPx, etc, and I am planning on buying a distortion pedal because my zoom 505 2 doesent have the sound I whant, what would you advise me to buy?

Squashi · Not So Newbie Joined: 12 Nov 2003 Posts: 5

Hey, I play stuff like Sum 41, New Found Glory, MxPx, etc, and I am planning on buying a distortion pedal because my zoom 505 2 doesent have the sound I whant, what would you advise me to buy?

BLiTZ · Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 8:19 pm Post subject:

you shouldnt be playing guitar. its dangerous for you.

jobu121 · Ferret Joined: 04 Nov 2003 Posts: 113 Location: SF CALI

HAHAHAHA

Squashi · Not So Newbie Joined: 12 Nov 2003 Posts: 5

I see that you dont have anything smart to say, and probably you spend all day long in forums saying stupid thing, so, GET A little LIFE..

Kailer · Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 1:04 pm Post subject:

Uh, hey you. Not only are you not into the same kind of music as the rest of the people posting here - (Read the title.... PUNKtalk.. see??) but you just came in and insulted a regular within your first 10 posts. We don't want you to come start some goddamned internet drama, so why don't you uh.. never post again?? MMkay.