Who would you kill?

Rozz Williams · Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:53 am Post subject: Who would you kill?

Im not sure if this fits here but..... i just thought of this question so im gonna ask it were i think it goes.

Machin Shin · Little Guppy Joined: 25 Sep 2006 Posts: 36

Alright, since you asked HOW would you kill, not WHO, I'll disregard the vote and give my favourite killing method: the Nuclear Fusion Bomb. Kills millions in 1 go.

Nightblade · Newbie Alert Joined: 26 Sep 2006 Posts: 4

I agree with Machin Shin. None of the options you gave me are methods to kill.

My preffered method: a Katana or other sword.
Of course, I've never had a reason to try it out. Yet.

Machin Shin · Little Guppy Joined: 25 Sep 2006 Posts: 36

Kama are nice too.

They are basically a wooden stick about 1 foot long with a half-foot-long, curved blade attached at a ninety-degree angle from the handle, and are used with 1 in each hand.

Let me see if I can find a picture...

Ah, here we go.

Perfect gutting weapons.

I also found several Kama Sutra pics while searching, which I find offensive since I think the weapon should have exclusive right to the word Kama.

Dirk Zephyrs · Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:40 am Post subject:

It's asking how you would kill each of the following, I think.

1.) AIDS will do my job for me.

2.) Why would I? They're my best goddamn friend. I'd just as soon kill myself.

3.) Again, why? I love their music. If they were gone, who else would make music that didn't make my ears erupt in fonts of blood?

4.) They've ******* clothed me, given me an education, and fed me. Why in your God's name do people hate their parents? (Note: I'm asking this as pertaining to a "normal" family; i.e; undivorced lower to upper middle class without many psychological problems.)

Now, had it been, "What's your favorite method of killing?" I would have said, "Something along the lines of 'The Masque of the Red Death'." Now, you're probably saying, "Well, that's not you killing, that's a disease!" That's true, but it's still horrendous and macabre.

Imagine people flailing about, screaming in dismal cacaphony, blood swelling from their eyes, their nose, their mouth, their pores. Faces stained crimson, screaming for divine mercy, and the holy men running amok with holy water and bibles, only to succumb to scarlet seduction and drop their heavenly artifacts and die out with the screaming masses.

Then we've also got things like sealing someone behind a brick wall, like in Poe's "The Cask of Amontillado".

However, if you want to be really badass, either bite or tear out their throat. No one will **** with you ever again, unless, of course, it's the police come to arrest you.

villof7mornings · Tadpole Joined: 29 Jul 2006 Posts: 26

i feel that the best method to destrubute death is with atomic weapons the nutron bomb or as derk stated a nice plauge who wants to get all messy with swords and such when we have technolegy to do or dirty little deads. as far as the poll i dont care about killing any of those people, or anyone else for that matter.

AmandaGee · Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:09 pm Post subject:

paris and your mom