get drunk and Break s h i t!

realpunx11 · Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:48 pm Post subject: get drunk and Break s h i t!

alright so i wanna know all of your drunken storys so spill it.......Spill IT!!!

darealbud · Tadpole Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Posts: 22 Location: england

why get drunk, when u can get stoned?

realpunx11 · Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:17 am Post subject:

true but i get stoned every day and it tends to get boring after a while

darealbud · Tadpole Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Posts: 22 Location: england

well acid is the way ahead

realpunx11 · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:35 am Post subject:

indeed!

ahab · Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:47 pm Post subject:

I was drunk off my ass at this kids house that I didnt really know and I dont know why but for some reason i was just in my undies and after a few more beers after already being pretty faded I go up into what I later found out was his sisters room and I took a big fatty shit right on her bed and the next day I wake up at one of my comrades house and I go into the bathroom and there is a note taped to my forehead saying 'you might want to think twice before shitting on my sisters stuff next time' and my ass was killing me and they had put at least 100 staples on my ass.

realpunx11 · Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:33 am Post subject:

OOOOOOOOOOOoooo! thats so original! funny stuff. how does your ass feel?

realpunx11 · Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:24 pm Post subject:

come on come on come on people let me here it! but me first.
one time i got realy drunk on my 17 birthday party and i had these three chicks make out on my bed and my dad was watching through the crack in the door. but the sad part about it was i still didnt get any action. yet im 18 years old and still a ******* virgin. god dam it!! wat ever.